As I get out of the shower on Thanksgiving morning and see the bruises emerge on my arms, I’m reminded of the game we had the Sunday before and how much of a pleasure it was to have Sean “If I can’t Beat You I’ll Beat on You” Brown playing his first complete Turkey Bowl. The weather was pleasant on this day and there were a few more things different going on besides Sean’s presence:
- Founders Gil Steele and Robi Banerjee were not present (’this was their first missed turkey bowl in 6 years); but we got O’Leary back.
- Teams were more “dictated” by senior, by age, Turkey Bowl softmore Jimmy “The Coach” Nichols
- WE WERE WEARING FLAGS (no tackle)
The game commenced more promptly this year about 15 minutes from the scheduled starting time with former MVP Ben Evens in transit. We started the game as a 5 on 5 evenly balanced matchup, Ben would step in as all-time QB when he arrived.
The Coach’s dream team brought it early and often, and the youngest member of the clan started to position himself as a strong player starting the game off with an interception (this would happen 3 more times throughout the course of the game).
It was a few plays later when we would have our first casualty on the Turkey Bowl field. Mark went down in a heap of bodies coming up with a mouse in his ankle. The mouse would progress to about the size of a baseball before he had to be carted off for treatment by Sandie as the Beer, i mean medicine, was not quite doing the job in the healing process. The Tuities would miss Mark’s speed for the rest of the game.
While it appeared that the teams were well balanced on paper, Tuite’s team lacked the existence of a quarterback, which became evident after the first 6 possessions of the ball. Everyone attempted to fill the position resulting in 5 interceptions and another first at the Turkey Bowl, a punt.
Meanwhile on the other side of the ball, you had the bizzaro version of the Tuite team. Every player on Jimmy’s Giants converted on a touchdown pass, and with me at quarter back, the Coach drew up a beautiful draw play resulting in a QB TD on a blitz from the Tuities.
With the lack of the aerial assault from the Tuities, Jimmy’s team pretty much rolled over them. After the 5th or 6th intermission, Denzel (Gil’s Neighbor) stepped in as QB, and Charles made a valiant effort to contain the 6′3″ 15 year old phenom. With a QB at the helm for the Tuites, they made a late surge to come within 3 scores before the Giants stepped up when pressured on the good ole “last touchdown wins” rule.
Awards
Kyle Bartz Award: This was the easiest of all awards to give out. Nate Leader, you were the epitome this award. Talking smack on Tuesday, “injured” on Sunday, and I thought you were a bad man.
Sibling Rivalry: This might not have been the year of Christian Tuite, but newcomer Paul “I’m the better” Tuite showed his big brother a thing or two in true Tuite fashion, on both offense and defense. When Paul made the “give him a pump fake, I’ll burn em call” I personally was skeptical. Sure enough Paul left his brother, as Chris has left his opponent many times before at the Turkey Bowl, in the mud. Welcome to the game Paul, we look forward to the showdown again next year. NOTE: Paul put on this show in front of the kids, Riley and Paul’s son, I wonder if Riley will be talking smack next year.
MVP: Walker “Don’t Call Me Dr. Quinn” Nichols. His stats were the best, hands down, 4 interceptions and and 2 TD’s. While stats have not always been our criteria for MVP, the numbers were staggering and deserving of the award. NOTE: This award was a gift from Tuites’ QB’s
No Cleats, No Carnage: Late in the game we saw a new side of the one we call DUSA Dave. The only player without cleats, and maybe the most physically intimidating human on the field, Dave may very well have a mean streak in him K. With the use of flags, there were a few equipment issues and they appeared to get the better of Dave’s temper. Tim “the old man” Sullivan, who had previously owned Dave on Offense with a half a dozen completions and a touchdown, was thrust into the QB position after a minor ankle injury. After some fancy footwork, Dave tore 2 flags clearly off of Tim’s belt. That coupled with some nice jarring hits, I think Dave may be a game changer with cleats and full contact.
Unsung Hero: The MVP may have been given away this year. Our MVPs, in the past have been known to play 100% on every play with stats to boot. How does this sound; 6 TD passes, 1 interception, 1 rushing touchdown, a tipped pass to an interception, the shutting down of Sean Brown, 2 sacks (one being on Denzel). Just saying, one year the writer will get this award :).
Throw Me the Ball: We heard it all day from Sean Brown, and when Denzel stepped in, it looked like he might have been the go to guy. With Sean Brown’s physical offensive strike and the right QB, this guy might be dangerous.
Well, it’s another year and another game in the books. The presence of flags and the absence of menacing intimidation of crushing blows, changed our game a bit, and have the founding fathers pondering a bit. 2009 was the first year without tackle, and it resulted in our only, knock on wood, prolonged injury (Mark our thoughts are with you every day as you hobble around on that huge ankle), and a 13 year old MVP. Is tackle a safer game for our aging bodies and egos? Is Chris Tuite a menace both off and on the field (I’m pretty sure we know at least the answer to one of those)? Should the game go back to its roots? Maybe we should answer these questions in a Christmas Bowl.
WHO’S IN FOR THE INAGURAL CHRISTMAS BOWL, SUNDAY AFTER CHRISTMAS? Please comment on your thought and attendance.